The Church of Decorum | Wayne 3:5 Coffee Mug

A proper gentleman begins his day with coffee, common sense, and reasonably low expectations of humanity.

Welcome to The Church of Decorum, where good manners aren't dead, personal responsibility is still fashionable, and nobody expects you to be perfect.

Featuring our vintage-inspired Church of Decorum insignia on one side and a passage from The Book of Wayne on the other, this 15 oz ceramic mug serves up a daily reminder of the Church's most important teaching:

“The Church demands perfection from no man, but expects an honest effort from every gentleman.”
— Wayne 3:5

Whether you're preparing for another day among the uncivilized or simply enjoying a quiet morning before the nonsense begins, consider this your official vessel of civilized contemplation.

Product Details

• 15 oz ceramic coffee mug

• Double-sided Church of Decorum artwork

• Vintage black-and-gold typography

• Features Wayne 3:5 from The Church of Decorum

• Suitable for coffee, tea, and the occasional crisis of civilization

No sermons required. No collection plate. Just try not to be an ass.

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